A Myspace member with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.
It takes many years of discipline and dedication to become a Douche Ninja. Beware of this type of douche as they poses mystical powers. These powers are sought after by many.
Ladies please stop falling for these Douche Twinkies as they seem to be growing in numbers with every successful hook-up.
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